Kim Kardashian isn’t even pretending to have dignity anymore

Kim Kardashian isn’t even pretending to have dignity anymore. Kim Kardashian and the rest of her family were out in Miami filming their reality show over the weekend and, prepare for a shock, but Kim wore a really tight shirt and then sort of bent down a lot.

Kim Kardashian’s BUTT Explodes

LAS VEGAS - Tragedy struck Kim Kardashian last night on a private flight from New Jersey to Las Vegas. Her left butt cheek exploded.

Many have debated for years whether Kardashian has had butt implants or not, but the proof was in the rupturing last night when Kim’s pilot took the Gulfstream 5 above 38,000 feet to avoid turbulence. When implants fly above this altitude they have been known to rupture, and that’s exactly what happened to Kardashian. As she reached for her third deep-fried Oreo cookie, she felt a “bang” in her butt. She was sitting next to the new man in her life, Miles Austin, the 25-year-old Dallas wide receiver (whose been doing just that with Kim).

The implant burst and her cheek immediately began to sag. Pilots cleared the runway for an emergency landing at North Las Vegas Airport. Kim was taken to Sunrise Hospital on Maryland Parkway. Her sisters, Khloe and Kourtney and mother, Kris, all rushed to the hospital to be with Kim.

Luckily they were all nearby at their new boutique at the Mirage, Kardashian Khaos.

There almost was total chaos at the hospital when the staff was unable to find a female plastic surgeon whose first name began with the letter “K” (as Kris demanded) but soon Dr. Karen Engeman showed up and replaced Kim’s left cheek implant. “We’ve had a few cases like this before. It’s not always safe to fly with her butt filled with silicone, but Kim’s a brave woman.” Austin was the first one to slap Kim’s new left cheek. “It felt good.” He said.

Kim is resting at her Las Vegas home today and is expected to make a “full” recovery. Austin, on the other hand, feels that this tragic accident was not due to Implant Altitude Syndrome (IAS), but instead was something more nefarious. “Reggie Bush is behind this.” Austin said. “He wants to get back at Kim for dumping him, but it’s not gonna work. She’s mine now. All of her. Both cheeks.” When WWN asked Austin how he thinks Bush planted the butt IED, Austin said, “Reggie’s always been a sneaking guy. Remember the Bush Push? Well, somehow he snuck into the hotel we were staying at in New Jersey, knocked us out with rufies or something and then injected some explosive serum into her left butt cheek. They he paid off the pilots and had them fly too high. The man is sick jealous!”

 

When Bush was asked about Austin’s accusations he said, “What? He better watch his mouth. I’ll blow his ass up next!”

Doctors advise all women with butt implants to speak with their plastic surgeon before boarding another plane. “You don’t want to be in that mile-high club,” Dr. John Malley said.

Even with this explosive new information, there are STILL some who refuse to believe Kim has (or had) butt implants. In an effort to help our readers decide for themselves, we’ve included some pictures for you to examine. Study them carefully and let us know what you think. Source: weeklyworldnews.com

The Problem With Airbrushing Kim Kardashian

Now, it’s tempting to look at this, say “so what,” and just move on — but, the practice of airbrushing women in magazines actually has real ramifications.

Take this pic of Kim Kardashian, for example. Opinions do vary — and that’s not a particularly flattering pic of her — but I think Kim Kardashian is one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen.

Yet, in that pic they made her hips a little smaller, her skin tone more uniform, and her breasts, more symmetrical.

Now imagine you’re the average woman trying to compete with that. You’re not even competing with a stunningly attractive woman: you’re competing with an idealized version of a stunningly attractive woman. How much damage must it do to even gorgeous women to see these images and know that they can’t possibly measure up to the women they see in these magazines?

On the other hand, if you’re a guy looking at the airbrushed shots and thinking, “Wow, that is what hot looks like,” you’re being suckered because no woman, not even the woman pictured in the photo, is that perfect in real life.

In other words, these photos set an unrealistic standard for beauty that no human being can possible meet and yet, because it’s supposed to be a picture of a real person, it gives people a false impression.

I wonder how many women end up having plastic surgery in an effort to sculpt their features into a vision they have of a woman who has never existed anywhere except on the cover of a magazine? I wonder how many men passed up exceptional women because they came across rather common minor flaws in a woman’s physique that they believed were uncommon because they’ve never seen them in a magazine shoot?

That’s not to say these airbrushed shoots are helping to lead to demographic disasters we’ve seen across much of the Western world, but they are one factor out of many that’s helping deteriorate the bond between the sexes and we would be better off as a society if magazines stopped photoshopping already beautiful women into perfect Greek goddesses. Source: rightwingnews.com