A new company called 3D Babies can turn an ultrasound image of an unborn fetus into a real-life sculpture for the small price of $600. The sculpture comes delivered in a satin-lined wooden box that looks way too much like a small coffin.
You just send the company an ultrasound, which is then used to create an exact physical replica of whatever is hanging out in your stomach. 3D Babies seems to be taking advantage of two dreadful characteristics of the modern young adult: the inability to wait for anything and the overwhelming desire to share every personal development with anyone who cares to notice.
So instead of just showing people pictures of your unborn child, your friends can now share your joy and feel the tender little body that’s inside your womb.
Don’t want children? No problem! You don’t need an ultrasound to order a baby. You can order a custom fetus that comes in three sizes and skin colors: mini, half-size and life-size; and light, medium and dark.
But let’s say you don’t want just any random baby, but quite possibly the most famous infant alive right now.
That’s right, available on the website is a replica of North West, the child of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. We know you’ve been dreaming of holding this adorable little thing since you saw her picture. The price for young Nori is slated at $250, but we can assume that will go up once Kanye finds out his child is being marketed for the same price as an outdated video game console.
